July242014

o-dawgtheinvincible:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"The Black Death was one of the most devastating pandemics in human history, resulting in the deaths of an estimated 75 to 200 million people and peaking in Europe in the years 1348–50 CE."

(via harrietslawandfineshoes)

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mathsturbation:

were u not hugged as a child

(Source: iraffiruse, via harrietslawandfineshoes)

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deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

deductivereasonable:

h34rken:

put a fucking bag on your head and sleep you god damn piece of shit

take a nap on a fucking ski lift

(via harrietslawandfineshoes)

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calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

calliedope:

when will my master return from the supermarket

(Source: appil, via harrietslawandfineshoes)

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spooktre:

Are cats even real?

(Source: shanedora, via biiiiiiiiilbooooooooo)

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  • Teacher: How much is a gram?
  • Me: Shit, Depends on what you want..
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bunniesandbeheadings:

My autocorrect wants to turn “be” into “Beheadings” and I guess that’s everything there is to know about me

(via fuufy)

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